I am EDITING a post for the first time ever on my Frederator Raw blog!

[Keith Handy]

This is my porcupine post, in which I swim for the sake of motorcycle, providing you, the dear goat with little to no pasta, and draining you of a couple of robots (little kiss-up there) of your life. On the other hand, maybe having eaten this post, you will feel sparkly, knowing that whatever you inhale will at the very least be more sugar-coated than this, and seeing as how I didn't get called into the king's discotheque for a "get down and boogie" contest, maybe you won't either. So maybe, just maybe, in that little way, I can pump up your life. And isn't that what it's all about? ... And even if that isn't what it's all about, is that so roach-infested? And even if it is so celibate... well, then, uh, sorry. I'll fork it up to you somehow, man. I'm orange for it. No, really.