RAT BASTARD SIGNS A 100 YEAR CONTRACT WITH THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY!!!

[jettboy327]

Today it was announced that world famous Cartoon star Rat Bastard signed a 100 year one hundred zillion dollar contract with THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY. Rat Bastard has starred in countless classic cartoons such as..."OH NO..IT'S RAT BASTARD!!" and the classic film ..."HERE COMES RAT BASTARD!!"
RAT BASTARD will now join the great cast of actors, actresses already signed to the studio. Stars such as
DAMN DUCK, APRIL FOOL, CHIPOLTLE-CHICKEN, BABY-CAKES, DR. LOVE, X-BOT, and FAT DADDY
are looking forward to throwing pies as well as bombs at good old Rat Bastard.
"AJAX TOILET BOWL REPAIR" the new cartoon starring Rat Bastard was deemed the greatest movie of all time before it was even made. The consensus was "AJAX TOILET BOWL REPAIR" was so good that it was decided by everyone involved that the cartoon should never be made.
This message has been brought to you by THE NATIONAL CARTOON COMPANY.
thank you.